Welcome to San Siesta!
Last updated April 30, 2024. (Webpage under construction)
Nestled between the never-sleeping excitement of larger cities and the tranquil whispers of the Rio Grande, San Siesta is the world’s unofficial capital of “chill.”
This is the home of the famous meme-trader Crypto Cowboy Harrison Knox, Carter Knox (Harrison’s son) and his friends Elliott Grayson and Jasper Tate, General Johnny B. Zting and the Zting Army, Pilot Shakin’ Stick Nick, The Ninjapigs, AI Artist iBoffo, our mysterious Volla, and many many more.
With a population of 51,896, San Siesta is a bustling yet uniquely positioned city along the Rio Grande, rich in culture, history, and the natural beauty of its surroundings.
